Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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