My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It's shark week go big or go home
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
do nipples grow back?
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