if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Define "chronic" masturbator.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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