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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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