Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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