So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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