There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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