I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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