covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
