Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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