I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I would ride that face into the sunset
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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