I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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