You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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