I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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