It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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