Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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