barbara walters just said penis...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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