The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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