real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
