4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Randomize
