honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Im just a social blackout drinker.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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