You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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