Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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