Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
