threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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