so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
