yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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