he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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