Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm eating all of the evidence.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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