is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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