im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it hurts more in the daytime
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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