Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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