It's Friday. Sex?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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