Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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