You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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