I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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