how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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