no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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