yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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