Me. At least after what I've been through.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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