have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
