I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I need moral support for this bender
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
