the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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