I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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