I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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