Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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