So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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