so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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