It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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