Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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