She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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