Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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