508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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