yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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