yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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